![]() ![]() You need to get in shape if you want to avoid zombification. Can you scale a chain link fence? Can you crawl under cars and other obstacles quickly and efficiently? Probably not. Just because running from face-eating monsters looks easy in the movies, it does not mean you can hop off of the couch and run 2 miles with 60 lbs. If for some reason you don’t have a bat’leth already, a Katana (ninja sword) is a decent alternative.Ģ. Something that can keep you at arms-length from a shambler, but not too long that you couldn’t use it indoors. What you want is something that is lightweight but sturdy. Feel free to get creative with that last item: guns are most peoples first choice, but they’re loud and will attract more zombies, and bullets are finite. Stock up on your bottled water, canned foods, and zombie-smashing devices. Since I’ve done quite a bit of research on zombies over the years, I will bestow upon you some useful pro tips for dealing with them.ġ. Depending on your proximity, you probably have at least a few weeks if not a couple of months to prepare before it hits the fan. It would have been better if ground zero had occurred on another continent, but it does kind of make sense that it happened in Florida. Sure, it’s possible that the face-eater was “on super-potent LSD or Bath Salts”, but better safe than sorry, am I right? The good news is that Miami is pretty far from everyone not living in the southeast. ![]() ![]() Now that the Zombpocalypse is upon us, it’s time for everyone to prepare themselves for the days and weeks to come. ![]()
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